I lost my god damned iphone… probably dropped it in the cab between Philemon and Sparrow last night… OR at Sparrow and someone took it. Thing is, ‘we’ knew everyone there…
I tracked it with the icloud find my iphone jawn and hummm it’s all the way in RDP. Locked it, sent messages and sounds… nothing yet. This seems futile. Cops will not retrieve an iphone… lost or stolen, who knows.
I am broke as FUCK… I’m on call for my 3rd job and am waiting to hear from this apartment I applied for. Terrible week to ‘lose’ such a thing.
Whoever has it has some pretty sweet numbers he could post online… I hope to GOD I locked it fast enough before they decided to go through all my contacts.
I am hoping that the phone slid under the cab seat and that it’s just sitting there… and that the driver will find it in his heart to be a good samaritan and give it back.
Who knew a ‘thing’ would hold such importance in one’s life.
PS: GIMME MY FN IPHONE BACK ASSDICK
PPS: Either my battery died or my phone’s been turned off and/or disabled. This is crushing.
I bet they’ll have me pay for the fucking phone and i’ll be in debt for the rest of my fucking life.