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“Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat....”
– Dylan Moran (via i-live-alone-in-a-tree)
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I should’ve known you and I weren’t meant for each other the minute you stated that The Hangover was funnier than Grandma’s boy.
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Rescue piglet and dog are bff! Try not to die! How cute is the piglet climbing on the dog? Hilar! Poor guy though, he was pretty roughed up in that one picture. Wait, you mean pigs used for food aren’t treated well? Stop the press!
Let’s pretend they didn’t name the pig Mu Shu and just watch the pup try to keep up with the giddy piglet. To think, that cuteness could have been...
“We conceive of the individual animal as a small world, existing for its own...”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Suhrkamp ed., vol 12, p. 121; trans. Douglas Miller, Scientific Studies
A scientist and a denier of global warming walk into a bar.
Denier: Bartender show me your strongest whiskey!
Bartender: This one here is 95% percent alcohol.
Denier: *slams down fist and leaves the bar in a hurry*
Scientist: You know, that’s the problem with these guys. You show them the proof and they still don’t buy it.
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