AAAAAAAAW typical beagle. Kiefer the beagle once stole a whole mango out of the fridge. I had accidentally left the door open while putting the groceries away and he stole that mango. I wasn’t mad. At least he eats healthy.
oh wait, except for last night… when he stole half of my piece of cake from Aux Vivres and ran around the house and onto my bed, flinging pieces of cake EVERYWHERE. I had to then change the sheets and clean my floor. It was chocolate cake too. I was afraid he’d be sick. I came up with a new term of endearment for him: dickdouche