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My brain is made of mush, alongside all these brains stuff. I believe in sustainable living not out of environmental consciousness but more so in vue of a possible apocalypse and due to my ever growing disdain for human beings.
I like the song Big in Japan by Alphaville.


Born in the 70s. Montreal resident. Ex-Ex-Pat. Ex-Philadelphian, Ex-Las Vegan but ALL VEGAN.
Beagle gal pal and lover of the cervidae family.


Honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.


AAAAAAAAW typical beagle. Kiefer the beagle once stole a whole mango out of the fridge. I had accidentally left the door open while putting the groceries away and he stole that mango. I wasn’t mad. At least he eats healthy. 
oh wait, except for last night… when he stole half of my piece of cake from Aux Vivres and ran around the house and onto my bed, flinging pieces of cake EVERYWHERE. I had to then change the sheets and clean my floor. It was chocolate cake too. I was afraid he’d be sick. I came up with a new term of endearment for him: dickdouche
dogshaming:

Tomato thief

AAAAAAAAW typical beagle. Kiefer the beagle once stole a whole mango out of the fridge. I had accidentally left the door open while putting the groceries away and he stole that mango. I wasn’t mad. At least he eats healthy. 

oh wait, except for last night… when he stole half of my piece of cake from Aux Vivres and ran around the house and onto my bed, flinging pieces of cake EVERYWHERE. I had to then change the sheets and clean my floor. It was chocolate cake too. I was afraid he’d be sick. I came up with a new term of endearment for him: dickdouche

dogshaming:

Tomato thief

(Source: dogshaming)

— 8 months ago with 208 notes
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    This makes me miss my own tomato-stealing beagle. RIP.
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