My pretty pink dress

I had been waiting, all morning, for a special delivery… IT HAS COME! 

In two weeks, I will be attending my best friends’ wedding in New Hope and I had set my eyes on a very special dress from Stop Staring. It is pink and glamorous. 

I apologize to my new followers for this outburst of barbie-ness. I am aware it clashes with most of my posts but I simply cannot hold it in. 

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D LOVE A GARMENT SO MUCH! 

As soon as the UPS guy started walking down the staircase, I quickly slammed the door and ran to the kitchen, all while vomiting loud and annoying girly noises. I RIPPED the box open and screamed as I took the dress out of its mangled box. Kiefer the Beagle was all excited as he probably thought the pretty dress was something for him… and he was most likely influenced by my jumping and screaming. I literally, right there, that very moment, tore my clothes off and put the dress on immediately. 

And I did what I never do, I stared in the mirror and turned and smiled a big smile. 

It’s so GIRLY and PERFECT

WTF